January Jones's ex boyfriend Jason Sudeikis opened last night's MTV Movie Awards with a hilarious sketch based on The Hangover sequel - which saw Eva Mendes get her face tattooed. In the skit, Jason, 35, agrees to have a beer with The Hangover's Justin Bartha and Twilight star Taylor Lautner after a yoga session. He first wakes up confused and finds he is sat on the wall of Osama Bin Laden's Pakistani hide-out.
However, he then wakes inside to find he's in a filthy hotel room with Eva in his bathtub - but no Lautner. Eva meanwhile discovers she's got a 'Team Jacob Forever' tattoo on her cheek, referring to Lautner's Twilight character Jacob Black. As she sees the facial decoration in the mirror, she screams: 'What the f***?! I'm Team Edward. I've always been Team Edward,' of course referring to Robert Pattinson's character Edward Cullen.
Sudeikis then stumbles in on Black Swan's Natalie Portman and Mila Kunis getting passionate, finds James Franco trapped in a canyon from 127 Hours and chats to Justin Timberlake - as Sean Parker - in The Social Network over the phone. He finally finds the Twilight hunk - missing a finger which Mendes has bitten off - making out with Kunis and Portman.
Meanwhile, The Other Guys star has revealed that she can't cook. The star - who has been in a relationship with George Augusto for nine years - says she is so hopeless in the kitchen so relies on restaurant food and home deliveries to ensure she gets the nourishment she needs, when she's not biting off Taylor Lautner's fingers, that is.
She admitted: 'I open the fridge and don't know how to get from point A to point B. I do want to start because I feel really pathetic - at a certain age you've got to learn how to provide for yourself. 'We get home delivery meals three times a week and we go out the rest of the time. It's so embarrassing.'Eva is currently filming See If I Care alongside Matthew Modine and Patricia Arquette. A comedy drama, it's due out next year.
The MTV Movie Awards meanwhile were the usual mix of controversy and fun. While there were no Brunos descending from the ceiling onto unsuspecting Eminems, Justin Timberlake and Mila Kunis raised eyebrows when they groped each other's private parts onstage. Robert Pattinson also landed a kiss on Taylor Lautner and shocked the audience by using the f-word.